Off the shelf
Off the shelf - Times 2 - Times Online:
"Some plump for self-pity: "Monocled, plaid-festooned gadabout, out of place in any relationship, or century. Please help me . . .", writes a man who is "possibly your embarrassing uncle, 51." Some choose whimsy: "Unemployable choreographer and amateur harpist (M, 62) seeks recovering alcoholic with feeble mind. Own tap shoes an advantage."
"Some plump for self-pity: "Monocled, plaid-festooned gadabout, out of place in any relationship, or century. Please help me . . .", writes a man who is "possibly your embarrassing uncle, 51." Some choose whimsy: "Unemployable choreographer and amateur harpist (M, 62) seeks recovering alcoholic with feeble mind. Own tap shoes an advantage."